In case you were unaware of just how fucked up Texas is. With appreciation to feministing.

bathtub gin
anastasio/goodman
originally published on phish’s album lawn boy
performed by dave matthews and friends (including trey anastasio)
december 20, 2003
blue cross arena at the war memorial
primary lyrics only
—
brett is in the bathtub
making soup for the ambassadors
and I am in the hallway
singing to the troubadours
the kings are all lined up
outside the gate
and the autumn bells are ringing
but they’ll […]