“honey, i broke my blog’s sidebar. so, if i give you a blowjob will you fix it?”
consider your problem solved.

dr schoolmarm is my (and my wife’s) psychiatrist. it’d been almost a year since i’ve seen her and a lot has happened in that time, so i spent a couple minutes catching her up. school, work, family, the works.
but the more i think about what she said, the more disturbed i become.
“i have […]

with apologies to the beatles.