Tuesday, July 13, 2004

to the parents of amy long

no i didn't really kill her. i didn't rape and mutilate her, then drown her in her own blood, and then dismember her body and scatter the various pieces in area lakes after making a tasty pate' out of her liver and a good blood pie with her kidneys.

it makes a good story for the bill collectors that have been calling a number she hasn't had for two years now, tho.

lying to bill collectors isn't illegal, by the way. they lie to us all the time. let's turn the tables.

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